Fashion Disaster: Britney Spears

July 31st, 2007 // 7 Comments

We haven’t had a Britney disaster in awhile…so she what the Editors have to say about America’s favorite train wreck after the jump.

J.Harvey: Jesus Christ, it’s going to eat my brain! Shoot for the head!

Lisa: When I first moved out to Los Angeles, my mother cautioned me to beware of heffalumps and woozles. I never knew what she meant. Until now.

Cara: She exhausts my puns, so I will just offer real advice to her. Dear Britney, Please entertain the idea of showering. Perhaps change the oil in your jet black Barbara Eden weave. Try a nice pair of jeans that ensure your noonie is well covered and maybe…just maybe throw on a little Clinique. Just a thought.

By Cara Harrington
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  1. Kelly

    Why o WHY does she make those horrible grimaces all the time? She’s photographed every single day of her life – you’d think she’d be able to take a decent pic (besides the hair, clothes, etc.) Actually, that’s a great nickname for her – does anyone remember Grimace from McDonaldland? This is what Wikipedia has to say: Grimace is a character in the marketing campaign by the McDonald’s restaurant chain. Large and purple with short arms and legs, he is known for his monotonous face and slow-witted demeanor. His most common expression is the word “duh”.

  2. essie

    You haven’t had a Britney disaster in a while????? Where have you people been? That woman is a DAILY disaster!! She’s Trailer. She can’t help it. That’s how they look. It’s inbred!!

  3. CD

    BS is *always* a fashion disaster..seems like she is desperately trying to gain attention with the retro prostitute/dominatrix look lately. Her ten minutes of fame are over and she needs to go back to the bayou and stay there.

  4. DG

    Come on people, give the woman a break. She’s had a hard time the last year or so. She is still a humen being. Please we all had our days of partying for weeks on end, the only difference is the Pap are not follow us around. Ya Ya she’s famous blah blah blah…she’s still a woman and a young one at that…let her have her fun. You know how many people out there go out drinking every night and don’t have the best babysitters/nannies money can buy…are these kids home alone? NO! Is she of legal age? Yes! She’s single now and has been through alot…what because your a celeb you can’t have down days.

  5. CHRISTIE

    I SAY, LEAVE HER ALONE. YES, SHES A MESS..SHE IS SCRUTINIZED FOR EVERYTHING SHE DOES, SHE CANT BREATHE WITHOUT SOMEONE SAYING SHE DOES IT WRONG.. LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE FOR AWHILE AND MAYBE SHE WILL STRAIGHTEN HER SHIT OUT. SHES ACTING OUT LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD BECAUSE SHE NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO BE A NORMAL KID…I SAY IT AGAIN: LEAVE THE POOR WOMAN ALONE.

  6. jbonz

    So NICE to see “Zippy the Pinhead” back in the news!

  7. iren33

    You are not right.IT IS NOT FASHION DISASTER at all!It would be better if she wear something like it more often!

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