Fashion Disaster: Britney Loves Hats Y’all

April 23rd, 2007 // 5 Comments

Poor Britney makes the list again. See if the Editors show mercy after the jump.

Lisa: Britney’s looking trim and happy, with a big smile on her face. And what better way for her to express her inner radiance, than to don a half a fur coat, shoes that resemble puddles of fabric, a jaunty cow-girl hat and her favorite wig of the moment? That, my friends, is the question.

J.Harvey: I just pray everyday that she’s keeping her returning sexy under wraps with a series of ridiculous outfits, and then she’s gonna rip em’ off, hit the stage and wow our asses. I’m a fool, aren’t I?

Cara: Why must I always pick on the girl? I really am too hard on her. She deserves a break. But then again she has more kiddie pools of money and “if you’ve got it (she) will eat it, smoke it, ride it or snort it.” So Britney….take off the damn crazy fur monstrosity and harness the power of a nice cardigan set. Too female sports anchor?

By Cara Harrington
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  1. Stoney

    What a hideous wilderbeast of an outfit.

  2. superfluous

    She is a pitiful excuse for a mom. I bet those kids don’t even know who she is. Who has the kids? She is too busy going around town in ridiculous hats, K-fed is too bust getting lap dances in Vegas. Those kids will never want to leave the nannies. I hope they have loving nannies who spend time with them.

  3. superfluous

    She is a pitiful excuse for a mom. I bet those kids don’t even know who she is. Who has the kids? She is too busy going around town in ridiculous hats, K-fed is too busy getting lap dances in Vegas. Those kids will never want to leave the nannies. I hope they have loving nannies who spend time with them.

  4. Tonysgirl

    Hey, if all them hats and wigs have helped her stay normal, and out of rehab then congrats to her.

    I wish her all the luck in turning her life around.

    Today is a day for encouragement, not hate.

  5. Linda

    Ok I have one question….can this outfit also be blamed on “post partum”? Good Lord, maybe she should get her eyes checked and made to write on the board 1,000 times “this is not a good look”.

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