Fashion Disaster: Another Olsen Offense

April 9th, 2007 // 14 Comments

Poor Mary Kate Olsen looks like she is having a bad day. Find out what the ASL Editors have to say after the jump.

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Lisa: It is an outrage that in this “civilized” culture of ours, there are still women out there suffering as the victims of the physically debilitating practice of foot binding. I’m going to join her hunger strike in protest, and hope that we can reach our goal before lunch time.

J.Harvey: Does she have a blind or handicapable friend she’s trying to emulate out of sympathy? Seriously, why is this chick always torturing herself? Someone with that much money should buy some inner peace already

Cara: Ok, so I know the shoes were “all the rage” at Paris’ fashion week. They even reared their hideous heads in Milan. But my God man! Pull yourself together. The entire disaster is almost breaking the boundary of lewd. The Olsen twins are those fashionista types that simply wear what they are told. Sure, we all follow fashion trends. But if Marc Jacobs put a $14,000 price tag on a pair of shoes made entirely out of dryer lint and taffy you know Mary Kate would be all about strutting her new boots while hiding behind her giant bowling-ball bag. Don’t get me wrong…. “My hypocrisy knows no bounds.”

By Cara Harrington
  1. nora in whitechapel

    i think she looks FANTASTIC! kudos to the olsen twins for (almost) never being boring when it comes to fashion.
    big ups from london!

  2. -A

    Someone needs to befriend Posh. They’re skiny enough to fit into most of her clothes (minus the huge implants…for the time being) so they can at least look “human” Plus they’d get into the art of nip slippage. At least that would take our attention away from what they’re wearing. Or those arthopedic …I want to say “Shoes”

  3. CHRISTA

    She is wearing the hell out of these shoes..At least she is getting her use out of them? I just want to slip happy pills into the lattes. SAD.

  4. Sarah

    It looks like her right ankle is about the SNAP because her little stick legs can’t walk in her witchey poo boots.

  5. Sarah

    t looks like her right ankle is about TO SNAP because her little stick legs can’t walk in her witchey poo boots.
    (shoulda previewed BEFORE posting)

  6. Sarah

    It looks like her right ankle is about TO SNAP because her little stick legs can’t walk in her witchey poo boots.
    (shoulda previewed BEFORE posting)

  7. stinkypuppy

    hot.

  8. Sarah

    D’OH!
    LOL

  9. she looks gorgeous

  10. T-Bone

    These are possibly the ugliest boots in the history of boots! She looks like she belongs in a bondage chamber!

  11. MJK

    Uh…i really was about to say she didn’t look so bad until i got to the shoes.

    Someone should track down every single pair of those and burn them. NOW.

  12. If your shoes weigh more than you do, it is time for a) different shoes or b) a cheeseburger.

  13. Joyce

    I think we should just give her a break. She obviously doesn’t care about people’s judgements towards her anymore. It’s as if she’s dressing like this as a silent protest. I think she just got too tired of following society standards and also following people’s expectations of her.

  14. rdiggity1

    Looks like when Bart got orthopedic shoes on the Simpsons

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