Fashion Disaster: Sarah Jessica Parker

August 1st, 2007 // 28 Comments

See what your lovable editors have to say after the jump.

Lisa: SJP is putting on a good face, but you can tell from Matthew’s troubled visage that the iron strike in their home has really taken its toll.

J.Harvey: I think Matthew’s face says it all. Why is she wearing a Christmas ornament?

Cara: SJP and I are BFF, in the land of Cara, so I hate to pick on her. I would like to think that this was a creation of her zany sense of style. Maybe she was seeing how sheep-like we are. Perhaps she thought she could bring shoulder pads back.

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  1. green cardigan

    Cara – Did you know that ‘cara’ means ‘friend’ in Irish?

    Does the dress flash on and off when she’s pinned to the Christmas tree?

  2. Mookie

    That is just awful. They look like an illustration for MAD Magazine.

  3. Persistent Cat

    Her dress is bad, it looks like heavy curtains but his suit is pretty bad, too. The jacket should be done up, always.

  4. Stephanie

    Oh, this woman, and her dour suitor, her useless poofy sleeves, frills, odd bows, colors, gap ads, and rigid posture. I tire of her. At what point will everyone else get tired of her too?

  5. sweetmamagirl

    Is’nt she jewish?

  6. trv

    this is a perfect example of why celebrities NEED stylists…and/or just b/c you are gay doesn’t mean you are qualified to be a stylist…SJP…your gays are dressing you up like Elizabeth Taylor or the Queen of England or a really bad Cher

  7. trv

    this is a perfect example of why celebrities NEED stylists…and/or just b/c you are gay doesn’t mean you are qualified to be a stylist…SJP…your gays are dressing you up like Elizabeth Taylor or the Queen of England or a really bad Cher

  8. trv

    this is a perfect example of why celebrities NEED stylists…and/or just b/c you are gay doesn’t mean you are qualified to be a stylist…SJP…your gays are dressing you up like Elizabeth Taylor or the Queen of England or a really bad Cher

  9. Shootingstar

    Who designed that dress? Fu Manchu?

    This is the 2nd or 3rd horrendous, big poofy dress she’s had on recently. Is she pregnant?

  10. Kennedy

    WTF? I hope to god the 80s don’t come back into fashion.

  11. peachpie

    the fact that hubby’s head looks like it belongs on someone else’s body is far more disturbing than the dress sleeves that surely must double as wings when traffic is snarled.

  12. Zekers

    “Fu Manchu”…funny!

    Don’t she look in the mirror prior to walking out in public looking like a linebacker in a dress? The hair couldn’t be less flattering…

  13. JOHNNY P

    Cut her some slack.
    She has to use the restroom, and only stopped for enough time for one photo and to put down her cardboard cutout of Matthew and then off to the John!!

  14. Dianne

    They look like two little kids uncomfortably dressed up for Easter Sunday.

  15. bunni

    there are other pics of her in that outfit where she takes off the upper part and it’s really cute actually!

  16. GirlyGirl

    I hate to admit it, but I have always thought she dressed like a homeless person. Really. Even on my beloved SATC. Carrie might have been into fashion, but jesus some of the stuff SJP wore- I’m thinking lederhosen? Halter tops with terry cloth shorts and come-f@#k-me heels? Spandex anything? Uh, no thanks.

    And I heard he’s gay. They are BFFs, both wanted a kid, and so they hooked up a la The Next Best thing….

  17. It burns! It burns! Make it stop!

  18. jesse d

    LMAO Dave, great comment. Man, i can’t stand her.

  19. newfgirl

    Proof that celebs will wear anything including the dining room curtains… as long as it’s “designer”.

  20. justachick

    It’s a Valentino.

  21. sweet l'il gal

    I love what the dress does to the size of her head. If you squint, it looks like the head of those puppet on a stick things popping out of the bag!

  22. me

    why are we pulling up pics from weeks ago? This is the Valentino show in Rome, that is a Valentino dress. Why wear the jacket? Because the complete ensemble is the designer’s vision. BTW I agree the dress is really cute under the jacket. His suit is fine except needing a bit more tailoring in the leg.

  23. Stephanie

    It’s good to know most eveyone else is tired of her too. I hope they don’t make that awful movie! It will just end up in way too many photographs of outfits that involve thulle, snaps, and possibly a caftan.

  24. kayte

    Why is she wearing the upholstery from my grandmother’s old davenport?

  25. Cara

    Actually I think I was aware of that Green! I am a part time Chatholic full time Irish girl. Thanks for pointing that out though. That is awesome of you!

  26. iren33

    Is it a bag for potatoes?

  27. Zekers

    Oh! I just read the posts and I should have proofread better yesterday! I meant: Doesn’t she look in the mirror…I know, I’m anal…

  28. katiusca

    No one can go rong while wearing VALENTINO!!! He´s the Emperor of fashion, good-taste and Haute-Couture. I love him and I do like the all outfit, i just don´t like to see it on her! I would rather see it on me ;D

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