Fashion Disaster: Sienna Miller

June 26th, 2007 // 19 Comments

The Editors unleash their fashion fury upon Sienna Miller after the jump.

J.Harvey:I don’t know what kind of druggy hippie Pied Piper of Hamelin thing she’s trying to pull off here, but you know she reeks of patchouli and B.O. and the smell would render your incapacitated. Get some pants!

Lisa: Sienna Miller enjoyed her afternoon of strip poker with her other fellow community theater “Finnegan’s Wake” cast members.

Cara: That bitch stole Robin Hood’s hat and boots! The Merry Men are going to be pissed. Is she having a “Whoops I forgot my pants again!” moment? I hate when I do that.

By Cara Harrington
  1. Zekers

    I was thinking more along the lines of Peter Pan…on acid.

  2. The sad thing is that Sienna has no clue. Beyond clueless. Someone tape a “hit me” sign on the back of her head.

  3. green cardigan

    She was being heralded for a while in Britian as the new Kate Moss, because it looked like she had a great sense of style for a while.

    Something has gone horribly wrong. She looks like she’s about to run a marathon with a a lot of Hippy Forest Gump look a likes

  4. Persistent Cat

    The tragedy is she is always being heralded as a style icon and apparently the designers give her everything free in hopes that she’ll wear it and give them a shout out.

    I’ll never understand the way Europeans dress. A saw a Dutch guy yesterday wearing a headband. The skinny kind that I wear. Because I’m female.

  5. Zekers

    …she looks really self-conscious with her fashion choice as well.

  6. T-bone

    She’s simply looking for attention.

  7. S_M_G

    Now SHE looks like she is on the needle.

  8. shadygoddess13

    “I’m so boho, I don’t even need PANTS!”

    Hey guys, check out a young picture of France Gall on Google. She is a French singer that I swear Sienna had her faced tweaked to look like her.

    As with all American celebrities and media types, they think they are being original when they steal looks, scripts, and saying from Europe, thinking no one here would know. LOL! Sad.

  9. B

    She looks awesome. She kicks all your asses. You are all ugly and blog.

  10. S_M_G

    “As with all American celebrities and media types, they think they are being original when they steal looks, scripts, and saying from Europe, thinking no one here would know. LOL! Sad.”

    Well Siena is British :-)

  11. Punky

    Being British is no excuse for dressing like a fugly wench.

  12. elsa olivera

    PANTS, PEOPLE, PANTS!!!!!

  13. elsa olivera

    PANTS, PEOPLE, PANTS!!!!!

  14. james

    Nice legs though.

  15. taboo

    since when is sporting your cellulite in a ratty homeless getup hot? if she came into my store dressed like that i’d kick her out before she scared my other customers off. she is an ef’ing catastrophe.

  16. Shazza

    She’s British, not European.
    In Britain “pants” mean “underwear”, which I’m fairly sure she is actually wearing.

  17. KAT

    WHAT IS THAT HANGING BETWEEN HER LEGS? SHE IS A TACKY SLOB!!!!!!!!!

  18. little geezer

    Er….Britian is part of Europe

  19. barbie

    I like what she’s wearing. Not something I would wear but it’s an unusual get-up and reflects her carefree attitude. Also Britain is part of Europe (there are 27 countries in the European Union; Britain has been part of this Union since the early 1970s)!

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