Brit Versus Brits

Britney is going head to head, again, with Posh Spice as she battles for the headliner position for “Fashion Rocks.” The show that combines runways full of models wearing the crème de la crème of fashion world with music, is seeking a main act. Brit’s people say that she is ready to prove she is back. ( I must have missed the memo.)

But the Spice Girls are ready to bust out their reinvention and make their mark. Simon Fuller and company are working to get the girl group on the list. While Spears’ people feel that her recent songs aren’t “strong enough.”

Yes, that is what the should worry about, her song strength. I can just see Samuel L. Jackson and Uma clapping politely after she performs with uneasy looking and forced smiles. “Wow Samuel that performance by Britney was…different.” To which Sam would reply, “Hell no! That was some scary shit! I mean, what the hell was that?! Damn girl, didn’t you hear Whitney? Crack is whack!”

It’s finally Friday Famester fans. Instead of watching the clock slowly tick by or shooting paper clips over the cubicle, venture on over to the forums. Are you going through “Grey’s Anatomy” withdrawal? You aren’t alone. You can also exercise your brain with some Book Chat.