Exhausted Madonna To Renew Wedding Vows With Guy Ritchie

Wow, I really don’t mind being fatter than Madonna if it means my face has the necessary padding to keep it from looking like this. Our girl needs to skip at least one yoga session a week and just take a nap. Old people need naps! I need naps and I’m not even that old yet. I plan on sleeping through most of my Golden Years.

Worn out from working out and defending the honor of her rumored-to-be dissolving marriage to Guy Ritchie, Madge and her hubby have decided to renew their vows in a Kabbalah ceremony, contrary to the talk that Guy has just about had it with Madonna’s passion for the religion.

A source told The Sun, “It’s a very important dinner for them–they
want everyone to know they are still in love. Em and Guy are making speeches
in front of the rabbis.” Well look at that. Everything’s fine!

Click any photo to view all 22 photos of Madonna and family at the Kabbalah Center in the gallery!


Wow, I really don’t mind being fatter than Madonna if it means
my face has the necessary padding to keep it from looking like this.
Our girl needs to skip at least one yoga session a week and just take a
nap. Old people need naps! I need naps and I’m not even that old yet. I
plan on sleeping through most of my Golden Years.

Worn out from working out and defending the honor of her rumored-to-be dissolving marriage to Guy Ritchie, Madge and her hubby have decided to renew their vows in a Kabbalah ceremony, contrary to the talk that Guy has just about had it with Madonna’s passion for the religion.

A source told The Sun, “It’s a very important dinner for them–they
want everyone to know they are still in love. Em and Guy are making speeches
in front of the rabbis.” Well look at that. Everything’s fine!Check out all 22 photos of Madonna and family at the Kabbalah Center in the gallery!

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