BREAKING: Britney’s Bringing Rehab Back–AGAIN!

February 22nd, 2007 // 9 Comments


I wonder if Britney checking herself into rehab evokes the same reaction as Norm walking into “Cheers.”

TMZ has learned that our best girl is now back in rehab for her third go in a little over a week. As a result of this new development, the emergency custody hearing Kevin Federline requested will not be taking place today. We might be apt to think that maybe this is a move on Brit’s part to stall the legal proceedings that could conceivably have her children taken out of her custody, except word on the street is that K-Fed supports Britney’s decision to get some treatment. Well, that almost makes him sound grown up.

In any case, they need to STRAP HER DOWN. And at least make her stay 48 hours.

This news comes amid reports that just hours ago, Britney lost her shiznit with paparazzi just outside of K-Fed’s house, when she was unable to get a hold of her ex. From X17:

Britney went, with her assistant, to Kevin’s San Fernando Valley house, buzzed the intercom, and got no answer. She went around the block, came back, rang again, no answer. She tried a third time — no reply from Kevin. Britney then took her anger out on our photographers, grabbing an umbrella and hitting their car, yelling.

I like to imagine one of them responding by saying, “Girl. Get thee to a rehabery.”

By Lisa Timmons

  1. dq365247

    This is just ridiculous. If it were any regular person, the kids would be gone & she’d be committed or in jail. Or dead. She’s had too many chances. She’s a fucking joke.

  2. Roxana

    Spears’ father told FOX News that the troubled pop princess is “a sick little girl … we’re just trying to take care of her.”

    Jamie Spears, speaking Thursday from his Louisiana home, also told FOX News’ Lisa Bernhard that he did not want to comment on the specifics of Spears’ current situation. He added that the problems with Spears are “not about what other people think,” and that he and Spears’ mom are “concerned about our daughter.”

  3. Loob

    “…the problems with Spears are “not about what other people think,”

    Remember on Sunset Beach when *Evil Ben* locked *Sad Ben* in an abandoned building for weeks, and proceeded to wreak havoc with his brother’s life? Well that’s something I hadn’t thought of ’til just now. Britney’s Evil Twin. :)

  4. Did someone Tivo yesterday? This is a never-ending loop of nutiness.

    I like the Good vs. Bad Brit idea, but i imagine it’s more of a Sybil sort of thing…

    Who dat who say who dat who say who dat?
    In your easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it. I’ll be the grandest fellow in the easter parade.
    Curiosity killed the cat, so don’t wonder.

    What happened in the green kitchen Britney?

  5. TinMan

    This chick is at the limit. She’s gonna blow up in a cloud of stripper glitter any moment.

  6. Loob

    “Who dat who say who dat who say who dat?”

    LMAO Maynards!

  7. jen

    omg loob!! Sunset Beach. I thought I was the only person who watched that show. ha ha

  8. Sarah

    Child Protection Services needs to take those kids. She has no right to let those children suffer for her mistakes. It’s about time for Kevin to take control. Unfortunetly thats impossible with her reputation.

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