Eww Surrounded By Ewwwwww

March 28th, 2006 // 17 Comments

There is not one thing that is not artificially enhanced in this photo.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Brian

    Words fail me…….

  2. Kelsey

    Ah shit…if only I had ripped off all of the heads of my barbie dolls they wouldn’t be able to come back for me….shit

  3. d.c.

    Star? why did you brag? Too bad.. Lock up Big Al.. the man stealing competition is on and they will have no mercy on you.. as you didn’t almost die. bwahahahaha

  4. shit id hit it all…

    pussy is pussy… all of this is easily curable with a few grocery sacks and some duct tape.

  5. hilcat

    Isn’t that at Fergie’s b-day party? Yeah, that’s just how I’d like to spend MY birthday – lots of girls. No thank you.

  6. tia

    d.c : wrong post babe
    How did Fergie get a sexy man like Josh Duhamel!! She is so ewww lol !

  7. This looks like a crossdresser convention!

  8. Silasdog

    Damn, the Fergie is some weird-looking, frog- mutant, transexual-moose-lipped zonk-out.

  9. katie

    They look cheap. Like you could get all of them for $1.00. Why is this slutty/cheap/prostitute/fake look still in?

    I guess the same reason those baggy jeans, gold chains and bb caps are forever somehow “in style.”

    We need changes!

  10. mandii

    I don’t think Fergie looks that bad Anyway, basher all you want. Josh was with her in Vegas and bought her a $25,000 necklace for her BDay.

  11. petitefleur

    I don’t care what ANYONE says…Fergie has man-face!! How can one look at that photo or any photo of her and not see the deformity that sits upon her fat neck. Man-face, that’s all there is to it. As for the other gals..they look just as disgusting.

  12. my2cents

    ugly.

  13. What you gonna do with ALL that junk?

  14. Barrett

    Excluding the girls and the gay guys commenting here. 99.99% of the hetro guys would get with anyone of the girls in the picture.

  15. Small Fry

    Barrett, I’m sure you’d find after receiving oral from any of these fine women and then reaching down for a little more action that they do indeed all have a penis between their legs. But then that would make you gay I guess.

  16. starla

    Is she really only 31? Looks older than that!

  17. la

    The only unaltered thing in here must be Fergie, because I can’t imagine PAYING for her features.

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