Ew, Paris. Put On A Bra.

What woman in their right mind would wake up, put on a gauzy t-shirt and join society commando? Even if you weren’t blessed with big tah tahs, you still should wear a bra.  You want those mosquito bites around your knee caps by the time you’re 60? Then put on the boulder holder.

And another thing.  Paris Hilton knows full well that she’ll be photographed every day.  So this was obviously a cry for attention.  And here I am writing about it.  Why, world? Why?

Goodness, she looks cheap.

Careful, some of the images are NSFW.  They might also burn your retina right through.  It’s like staring at an eclipse.