Everyone’s Having Babies, Even ‘Blossom’

June 19th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Last year, it was totally hot to have a complete meltdown and DUI your ass into rehab. This year? You get knocked up. It’s so trendy that I think I might supplant the pregnant guy as the next…uh, pregnant guy. Even the D, E, and (in Mayam Bialik’s case) sometimes Y-listers are big with child!

Anyway, both Charlotte Church and Beaches/Blosson’s Mayam Bialik are having the babies!

Charlotte is knocked up by her hot ass rugby boyfriend Gavin Henson again, according to her website. They already have one daughter, Ruby Megan Henson. Remember that pic of him with the boner? What? I focus on the important stuff.

As for Blossom, she’s on baby #2. I could have sworn she would end up being a gay. Mayam and husband Michael Stone already have a son, Milo, who is 2 1/2. Bitch stole my baby name! DAMN!

Did you know Mayam has a PHD in neuroscience? That’s a very special Blossom. She said that she wanted to do another sitcom last year. She needs to be brought back. No one can screech her jealousy about the “hand-walking queer” like Mayam did in Beaches. No one.

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Last year, it was totally hot to have a complete meltdown and DUI your
ass into rehab. This year? You get knocked up. It’s so trendy that I
think I might supplant the pregnant guy as the next…uh, pregnant guy. Even the D, E, and (in Mayam Bialik’s case) sometimes Y-listers are big with child!

Anyway, both Charlotte Church and Beaches/Blosson’s Mayam Bialik are having the babies!

Charlotte is knocked up by her hot ass rugby boyfriend Gavin Henson again, according to her website. They already have one daughter, Ruby Megan Henson. Remember that pic of him with the boner? What? I focus on the important stuff.

As for Blossom, she’s on baby #2.
I could have sworn she would end up being a gay. Mayam and husband
Michael Stone already have a son, Milo, who is 2 1/2. Bitch stole my
baby name! DAMN!

Did you know Mayam has a PHD in neuroscience? That’s a very special
Blossom. She said that she wanted to do another sitcom last year. She
needs to be brought back. No one can screech her jealousy about the
“hand-walking queer” like Mayam did in Beaches. No one.

By J. Harvey
  1. Zekers

    Mayam was in my hometown a few years ago doing an independent film-she is an extremely nice woman.

  2. green cardigan

    fabulous altogether, more babies.

    The burning question though, is…………Did J Harvey do his weekly agony aunt column this week ? Did I miss it ? Please tell me that is not the case (gnashing of teeth)…….i couldn’t handle that !

  3. Rachel

    She may not be the most current, but her name’s spelled “Mayim”.

  4. Ernestine

    I LOVE Mayim Bialik. Oh my GOD, please come back! Seriously! Be in a sitcom! I’d watch that shit!

  5. hot guy

    She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h yL o v I n g . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. ???????????

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