Everyone In Ben Affleck’s Family Is Crazy

Ok, that’s just me being callous. Going to a therapist doesn’t mean you’re touched in the head. It just means you need to talk something out, or get in touch with what’s bugging you, or you’re trying to stave off suicide. Here’s Ben leaving his shrink’s office.

His wife Jennifer Garner also seems to be using the services of a therapist. Shit, is Violet going too? They’re going to end up calling her “Violent” if both her parents are screwy.

Maybe the problem is that Jennifer can’t actually put Violet down. You rarely see her without that kid. But maybe she’s one of those moms who needs to chill and have a highball while the nanny earns her pay.

This could be the result of those marital trouble rumors we had been previously hearing about. So this is a GOOD thing. Get your shit together for the benefit of your marriage and your baby! I tried to do that with my therapist. And then he nailed me. Ok, I’m totally quoting Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club. You bitches are quick!

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Ok, that’s just me being callous. Going to a therapist doesn’t mean
you’re touched in the head. It just means you need to talk something
out, or get in touch with what’s bugging you, or you’re trying to stave
off suicide. Here’s Ben leaving his shrink’s office.

His wife Jennifer Garner also seems to be using the services of a therapist. Shit, is Violet going too? They’re going to end up calling her “Violent” if both her parents are screwy.

Maybe the problem is that Jennifer can’t actually put Violet down. You
rarely see her without that kid. But maybe she’s one of those moms who
needs to chill and have a highball while the nanny earns her pay.

This could be the result of those marital trouble rumors
we had been previously hearing about. So this is a GOOD thing. Get your
shit together for the benefit of your marriage and your baby! I tried
to do that with my therapist. And then he nailed me. Ok, I’m totally
quoting Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club. You bitches are quick!