Everyone Wishes Ryan Gosling Had A Sex Tape

July 31st, 2013 // Leave a Comment
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I knew that I would not be the only one praying for a Ryan Gosling sex tape, but who knew that everyone else would be too!

Gosling has topped a list of actors that fans would love to see featured in an adult movie. Gosling garnered 21.6 percent of the total votes, while Brad Pitt gets the second place with 17.2 percent. At the third position in the poll is Magic Mike star Channing Tatum.

The list was compiled by adult movie company Vivid Entertainment. As for who else made the list… 

Matthew McConaughey and Johnny Depp get number four and five respectively with 12.7 percent of votes. Other actors who make it to the list are Zac Efron, Liam Hemsworth, Bradley Cooper, Robert Pattinson and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Gosling, who will appear in Terrence Malick‘s Lawless, previously said that he felt uneasy because of his sex appeal. “I find this whole sexy thing really awkward. To me it’s just a joke. Although I owe my whole career to my physical assets,” he had said.

So here’s how I envision Ryan Gosling’s sex tape to go down. Ryan will play a pizza delivery boy (the most classic porn role ever), and as I (of course I’m gonna put myself in there) answer the door I accidentally trip and spill my martini all over Ryan’s shirt.

Of course I insist that he can’t go back to delivering hot pies after that, so he must come in so I can wash the shirt for him. One thing leads to another (I’ll spare you the details, but it was very enjoyable) and six hours later (yes, it will be a DVD set) Ryan is ready to go back to delivering pizzas.

Who would Ryan Gosling play in your sex tape? Sound off in the comments below.

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By Miu von Furstenberg
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