Everybody’s Gettin’ A Subpoena

August 14th, 2007 // 7 Comments

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K-Fed ain’t playin’. Britney’s (former?) bodyguard Daimon Shippen was served with papers last night. He’s being called to testify about Brit’s (lack of) mother skills. Daimon, if you recall, was the kinda apey looking dude who was snapped escorting Brit around convenience stores, Apparently he accompanied her to church and was a trusted employee.

Regardless, Spears rehired the newly independent bodyguard earlier this year, and the two had made a habit of hanging out, with Shippen escorting the pop star to a production of Wicked and to church. Tabloids and gossip sites were buzzing last month that the two were romantically involved, although both claim the relationship has always been nothing but professional.

It’s unclear whether Shippen is still in Spears’ employ; he was working security for another client Monday night when he was served with the subpoena.

Shippen is said to be the guy who caught SPF when Britney almost dropped his ass last May. K-Fed’s lawyer used the same Israeli commando terrorist whatever dude to serve Shippen who served Alli Simms. In case someone pulled a gun or some such thing? K-Fed is ready for any eventuality. He grows his own. Believe it.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Zekers

    Wonder if Kevin considered that HE may be drug tested? One’s mentally ill and one is a stoner…what’s a judge to do?

  2. green cardigan

    toss a coin….it’s out of frying pan into the fire, in my opinion. At least with Featherweed, the kids won’t be dragged from pillar to post in search of new wigs and more media attention. But that’s about it.
    The smell of both weed and cheetos are going to figure hugely in these boys lives.

  3. green valour

    Prediction: Fed-X gets the kidz, Twitney offs herself in the bathtub with a razor and some pills. That’s all I’m saying….you read it here first.

  4. MM

    FED-X
    What a bitter prick.

  5. Logan

    …..sometimes, people hire bodyguards to seem “important” or feel like a “celebrity”…..she could save herself some cash and dump the bodyguard “mirage”…..MY PREDICTION…..Chapter 7 or 9…..less than two years from now.

  6. anonymous

    HaHaha! That guy really does look like the geico caveman.

  7. amanda silva dos santos

    eu gostaria de diser q esse saite é muito massa e q eu tou muito feliz de vcs ter boatado as coisas de britney eu amo ela

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