Everybody Run, Lindsay Lohan’s Got a Gun

November 29th, 2006 // 6 Comments

Uh, Lindsay’s going to Iraq but she’s gonna learn how to handle a piece first. And I’m not talking about ass. She’s got that down pat.

Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan is taking shooting lessons ahead of her trip to war-torn Iraq.

The movie actress, 20, actress will be visiting Iraq on Dec 6, to entertain the US troops deployed there, and claims knowing how to handle a gun is essential before that.

“I’m not afraid of going. My security guard is going to take me to a gun range and I’m going to take some shooting lessons,” Contactmusic quoted her, as telling the British edition of Elle magazine.

“He says if I’m going to go there I should really know how to shoot,” she added.

That many sources probably means this is bullshit, but I don’t know what’s scarier. Our boys over there having to deal with the distraction of some beatdown, moronic actress trying to sleep with all of them, or a coke whore with a gun. Egads.

[Sawf News]

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By J. Harvey
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  1. kat

    entertain them doing what?

  2. Small Fry

    I’m sure the “entertainment” will involve some sort of gang bang. That’s all she seems to be good for these days.

  3. Jinxy McDeath

    Maybe her bodyguards hate her and are hoping she’ll get so drunk she’ll shoot herself or the cops will be called and it will be death by cop. Either way the bodyguards are happy!

    Civilians aren’t allowed to carry guns in the green zone, which is the only semi secure area in that country and where she’ll be doing her stripshow.

    Perhaps she is planning on killing random arabs in hopes of killing Osama, she’s that dumb.

  4. jin

    WHAT A COKED UP LIAR

    WHO IS SO DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION

    SHE NEEDS TO TURN EVERY

    DRUG-FUELED,

    SELF-ABSORBED CONVERSATION

    INTO TABLOID FODDER.

    WHAT AN EMPTY PERSON SHE MUST BE.

  5. Draya

    I pity our poor men and women in uniform having to sit through one of her performances. What’s she going to do? Snort a line of coke? Down a few shots? Show them her cooch?

    Turn her loose on the streets of Baghdad. She’s a Weapon of Mass Destruction!

  6. Draya

    I pity our poor men and women in uniform having to sit through one of her performances. What’s she going to do? Snort a line of coke? Down a few shots? Show them her cooch?

    Turn her loose on the streets of Baghdad. She’s a Weapon of Mass Destruction!

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