Every Part Of Renee Zellweger Is Hungry

Renee Zellweger was spotted the other day leaving her place and going, I assume, to exercise. But here’s the thing. I own exercise clothes and I know women who own exercise clothes and neither myself nor my female friends have the problems that Zelly is having in this outfit.

She must be so hungry that her vagina is eating her lycra pants for sustenance. And doesn’t she own a mirror? Better yet, doesn’t she FEEL that posing a problem? Shoot. There are so many times she goes out looking like a gym rat, but this is unforgivable.

Anyone else have similar problems or spotted folks at the gym with equally bad camel toe?