Even Jail Didn’t Want Paris Hilton Around

Why are people surprised that Paris Hilton got preferential treatment in jail when she was booked in Vegas for cocaine possession?

“Yeah, she was treated differently so I don’t have a disruption of my process here at the county jail,” Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Deputy Chief Jim Dixon, who runs the detention center, told the Las Vegas Review-Journal. “When you bring somebody in like that, everybody comes over and tries to look at them. I’d have officers attempting to keep inmates away from her. I’d have disruptions.”

I imagine a lot of inmate masturbation that would be unmanageable. Sorry…too far?

“She was moved along out of the general area and put in isolation where nobody can actually get to her,” Dixon said, claiming that Hilton couldn’t be left alone with un-cuffed inmates. “That wouldn’t be fair to her. It wouldn’t be fair to my officers. It wouldn’t be fair to the other inmates … To put Paris Hilton in an open dorm area with male inmates and female inmates would shut down my process.” 

What I love most is that despite the charges for both DUI and felony cocaine possession, Paris and her boyfriend Cy Waits just decided to go on vacation in Maui and looked happy as a couple of larks.