Eva Not Down With Strippers

In Touch Weekly informs us that Eva Longoria has banned anything wearing pasties from her fiance Tony Parker’s bachelor party.

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria is calling a foul on her fiancé Tony Parker’s plans to have a wild bachelor party! The 24-year-old San Antonio Spurs star’s teammates and close friends began to plan an extravagant weekend for Tony, but when Eva, 31, got wind of it, she put her foot down. “Eva thinks letting men have bachelor parties is just asking for trouble,” confides a pal.

Isn’t it kind of indicative of problems with your relationship and impending marriage if you’re seriously worried about your fiance’s penis falling into a stripper’s cavern?

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