Eva Longoria Wants You To Think She’s Pregnant Already

August 20th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Despite all the troubles in the world, what we really need to focus on is whether Eva Longoria has a chicken in her pot yet. Is she? Isn’t she? Has husband Tony Parker slapped a future basketballer into her yet? My heart’s in my throat.

Here she is leaving her restaurant Beso with Tony in LA. She’s droppin’ clues with the flowy top and The Big Red Purse (it’s like the salad from Seinfeld or Clifford the Dog) to block a belly with.  It’s like she’s working from a checklist. All she needs now is to be spotted only drinking bottled water or cranberry juice minus the mixer near a bar. That’s another one. Or having a female friend touching her belly in a pic and smirking. Do that one again next.

Click any image to view all 15 photos of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker in the gallery!


Despite all the troubles in the world, what we really need to focus on is whether Eva Longoria has a chicken in her pot yet. Is she? Isn’t she? Has husband Tony Parker slapped a future basketballer into her yet? My heart’s in my throat.Here
she is leaving her restaurant Beso with Tony in LA. She’s droppin’
clues with the flowy top and The Big Red Purse (it’s like the salad
from Seinfeld or Clifford the Dog) to block a belly with.  It’s
like she’s working from a checklist. All she needs now is to be spotted
only drinking bottled water or cranberry juice minus the mixer near a
bar. That’s another one. Or having a female friend touching her belly in a pic and smirking. Do that one again next.Check out all 15 photos of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. devil

    She should be pregnant. There’s absolutely no other reason to wear that top.

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