Eva Longoria Wants A Baby. NOW!

August 14th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Eva Longoria (and that terrifying new haircut) are seriously trying to get a baby inside her. Do what the soap bitches do, and get some other dude to knock you up and pass it off as his!

Her boss betrayed it to the world.

“Eva is desperately trying to get pregnant with [husband] Tony Parker. After they phone their doctor, she promised me I will be the next call,” Desperate Housewives‘ main ho Marc Cherry reports.

Tony mentioned last year that he’s dying to have some tiny little ball players.

“That would be even better than my NBA titles, even if I don’t compare
private life and sports,” he said. “Eva talks to me about it all the
time. I’d like to have girls, because I come from a world of boys.”

Dude, you do not want girls with that woman. Can you imagine the high maintenance horror shows those dames would be? Daddy, fetch my mink onesie, immediately!

Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker in the gallery!


Eva Longoria (and that terrifying new haircut) are seriously trying to get a baby inside her. Do what the soap bitches do, and get some other dude to knock you up and pass it off as his!

Her boss betrayed it to the world.

“Eva is desperately trying to get pregnant with [husband] Tony Parker. After they phone their doctor, she promised me I will be the next call,” Desperate Housewives‘ main ho Marc Cherry reports.

Tony mentioned last year that he’s dying to have some tiny little ball players.

“That would be even better than my NBA titles, even if I don’t compare
private life and sports,” he said. “Eva talks to me about it all the
time. I’d like to have girls, because I come from a world of boys.”

Dude,
you do not want girls with that woman. Can you imagine the high
maintenance horror shows those dames would be? Daddy, fetch my mink
onesie, immediately!

Check out all 10+ photos of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. devil

    It’s not Eva’s hair that looks bad, it’s her makeup. I mean, seriously, FALSE eyelashes? Who does she think she is, Zsa Zsa Gabor?

    She needs some color on her lips, definitely. Oh, and some foundation near the color of her real skin. Actually, Eva just needs a makeover then she’ll be fine.

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