Eva Longoria Claims Allure Twisted Her Words

March 23rd, 2006 // 13 Comments

First Lindsay Lohan, then someone else who I can’t remember, and now Eva Longoria are all claiming that there words have been twisted by magazine reporters. I have a suggestion for all celebrities. Why not just have all celebrities start creating their own podcasts. This way they can just talking directly into the camera, publish it to the web, and nothing will be lost in translation ever again.

According to Eva, her new interview in Allure magazine has been twisted into something it’s not. “It’s just another publisher wanting to sell their magazines,” she said.

Especially upsetting to Eva is this quote about her squeeze, Tony: “He’s very sweet. I’m the experienced one.”

Longoria said the press misconstrued her interview as, “I’m the teacher of sex. Because I’m older, he’s younger. I’m like, ‘People, c’mon! Of course he’s a good lover!’”

Is it true the 23-year-old basketball star has taught her a few things? “He’s French!” Eva quipped. “Believe me, when the lights are out, I am the student.”

Eva is also angry about this quote from the article: “He’s only been with one other person in his life.” That too was taken out of context. As Eva explained, “They made it sound sexual, and it was not. He’s been in one long-term relationship. (For) six years. Then he started dating me.”

Eva Longoria Sets the Record Straight [Extra TV]

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. blah blah blah go away you boring, self absorbed untalented little wannabe diva

  2. Shannon

    Maybe she should just shut the fuck up. Or die.

  3. paper clips

    yeah right bitch.. you know after T.P read that allure article he was like, “damn slut, why you putting my business on blast like that?now everyone’s gonna know I only tapped one other girl..” so that’s why she gotta do a little spin control.. she is such a cunt..

  4. maryanne29

    Just. Shut. Up.

    Can a week pass without an inane comment from this no-talent about her sex life? She’s the Star Jones of sex talk. (sorry, Star Jones/Sex-tough image at 9am in the morning)

  5. Shannon

    Jesus maryanne29, why did you have to go and say that? Now I have to go back home and shower again. I feel dirty.

  6. doofus

    no one would twist her words if she would just SHUT UP.

  7. Kelsey

    She’s just like those girls who are like, oh yeah, I masterbate…oh yeah, I love to be naked…oh yeah, blah blah blah. She’s just saying it to appeal to her male audience. No one caaaaaaaaares
    She also needs to learn to close her mouth..her damn teeth are always hanging out

  8. Countrybabe

    paper clips you sound like a guy, What do you expect she hung out in the locker room to get him. I’ve said it once twice, Desperate Housewives needs to get rid of her and get another actress on the show. They already have one who plays the slut, who is a far better actress!

  9. doofus

    to countrybabe…I agree with you about getting rid of her on DH. I used to watch it but don’t anymore because I think they’ve already jumped the shark…but that’s a different story.

    I think the fact that she was the only one on the show not nominated for an Emmy is pretty telling…

  10. las

    I imagine Tony got upset when he heard the report.

  11. Bradley Woods

    I do not care for Eva Longoria at all but when I heard about this I first laughed. I found it hard to believe that she would be so stupid to believe that TP has only been with one other girl. Yeah f’ing right. NBA groupies are notorius and hes been in the league for I think 7 years. So today her saying Allure lied, I have to agree with her.

  12. Silasdog

    Please, enough of Eva The Idiot! In terms of brian cell capacity, she’s running on empty.

  13. andi

    eva i told u not to eat beans with tacos and enchiladas , your are farting too much ! andale lupita cagonaaaaaaaaaa jijoleeeeeee

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