Eva Longoria And Mario Lopez

September 2nd, 2005 // 18 Comments

Here’s my take on the Eva/Mario duo. They’re old friends, and she’s doing him a favor by going out with him in public, so he can get some free publicity.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Laura Lord Belle

    Hello? Mario Lopez is sooooooo gay.

    My best friend slept with him years ago.

    Big closet homo!!

    So, yes,they are just friends………..

  2. i hope he appreciates her freshly waxed hoo hoo.

  3. Rollie Pollie Ollie

    Wow i have been wanting to fuck mario lopez since saved by the bell first aired on tv and i was like what 7 years old back then. lol. But if he has anything to do with eva longoria then forget it that’s nasty

  4. Dan

    Yes, he is gay. She’s helping him out with some free publicity. He’s needs to pay his car note.

  5. zazz

    Either that or he’s the latest in a long, long list that just keeps growing.

  6. doofus

    so, wait…

    Mario Lopez is gay? are we sure he’s not bi? I could believe that he likes men, but I’ve heard he’s basically a sexaholic and cheated (with a woman) on his new wife during their honeymoon…? and several times before that.

    perhaps he’s just a horny guy who swings both ways?…

  7. emma peel

    Mario is so hot.At least he does not pull a TOMKAT joke, so what he is still inside a pile of clothes in his closet.
    He can come e*t me any time.

  8. ermma

    Was he not married to Ali Larter before? I dont think he is gay at all.

    And why would it be a surprise if Eva was tapping that ass? She has practically slept with the world already…yawn

  9. what?

    Free “publicity”??? I’m sure you meant free “p*ssy”.

  10. luvStuds

    Emma,
    Getting married these days especially in Hollywood does not mean one is straight.The whole thing is a farce.I know so many married men that are openly gay.
    Mario is a hunky stud.

  11. ruby_Lou

    Mario is still looking for Luigi but found Eva along the way and still is looking for his missing Bell…..

  12. jon

    Well i know a guy that claims to be Mario’s lover…in San Diego

  13. Ronaldo

    He certainly is a gorgeous man. I used to wonder about his sexuality but on that male talk show he was on he certainly seemed very hetero. Perhaps it’s true that he’s just a horny bi dude. He’s hot enough……

  14. Brandon

    I think that Mario is a pretty cool person and if yall cant except him by the way he is and stop talkin bullshit about when u dont even know him , u can go to hell .

  15. Brandon

    I think that Mario is a pretty cool person and if yall cant except him by the way he is and stop talkin bullshit about when u dont even know him , u can go to hell .

  16. Jim

    I think Mario is gorgous and if he ever needs another stud to play with look me up.I love to make studs grown.

  17. george

    hi all
    i love mario lopez, i wish i could have sex with him. first i would lick his hot sweaty musculare body then i’ll suck his big cock and then fuck his big hot jucy ass.

  18. Lehke

    I WISH Mario was gay… From one HORNY GUY to another – Mario, come up to Vancouver Canada and look me up buds!

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