Here’s Eva Longoria violating my corneas, retinas, pupils, area round my eyes, what have you with an electric blue 80′s top. I think Krystle Carrington wore that when Alexis tossed her into the fountain. She’s in London, promoting her new flick “Over Her Dead Body” at Claridges Hotel. “Over Her Dead Body” is a probing, fact-based look into the oppression of factory workers in Cummings Creek, Montana. Ok, no it’s not. Eva actually plays some dead bitch who comes back to haunt her boyfriend Paul Rudd and his new girlfriend, Lake Bell. This film was bad enough when it starred Reese Witherspoon and Mark Rufalo. Why defile that corpse? Stop it, Eva. And message to Paul Rudd, you’re way too good for that crap. Put off getting that ski lodge in Aspen for awhile and preserve your dignity.
More photos of Eva Longoria promoting her new film ‘Over Her Dead Body’ at the Claridges Hotel are after the jump.
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