Eva Longoria In Electric Blue

January 24th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Here’s Eva Longoria violating my corneas, retinas, pupils, area round my eyes, what have you with an electric blue 80′s top. I think Krystle Carrington wore that when Alexis tossed her into the fountain. She’s in London, promoting her new flick “Over Her Dead Body” at Claridges Hotel. “Over Her Dead Body” is a probing, fact-based look into the oppression of factory workers in Cummings Creek, Montana. Ok, no it’s not. Eva actually plays some dead bitch who comes back to haunt her boyfriend Paul Rudd and his new girlfriend, Lake Bell. This film was bad enough when it starred Reese Witherspoon and Mark Rufalo. Why defile that corpse? Stop it, Eva. And message to Paul Rudd, you’re way too good for that crap. Put off getting that ski lodge in Aspen for awhile and preserve your dignity.

Photos: WENN

More photos of Eva Longoria promoting her new film ‘Over Her Dead Body’ at the Claridges Hotel are after the jump.

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Photos: WENN

By J. Harvey
  1. Ernestine

    Ewww. Why does she irk me in EXACTLY the same way as Jessica Simpson? Is it because they both have super-annoying hair and come from Texas and are POINTLESS?

  2. peachpie

    i had to do a doubletake. she looks like she’s at madame tussaud’s. and…. she must’ve yanked those extensions out. look at the last ‘eva’ post — i think it was actually earlier today — where’s she’s walking with ken paves… different hair altogether. ‘course the photos could’ve been taken weeks apart for all i know.

  3. dajoro

    Shelley Long turns in her grave!

  4. Sara

    My eyes are bleeding from the blue combined with the bling.

    And Eva, dahling, do something with your hair.

  5. Caffeine Queen

    “‘Over Her Dead Body’ is a probing, fact-based look into the oppression of factory workers in Cummings Creek, Montana.”

    Loves it.

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