Eva Longoria Parker & The 10 Costume Changes

Why so many outfit changes for Eva Longoria Parker at the MTV EMAs? Well, usually to distract people from what you are saying because you aren’t funny, smart or entertaining. Therefore we just look at your sexy body. Well-played, Eva, well-played.  (Check out the performances recap here!)

The 35-year-old actress showed her sense of humor when she changed from her glamorous arrival dress into a giant ham costume, spoofing the infamous meat dress.

As she appeared alongside Katy Perry in a strapless midnight blue number, the singer dramatically tore off Longoria’s skirt, leaving her in a revealing glittery corset. She also wore a red mini dress and said before the show that she was excited to walk the red carpet in one of friend Victoria Beckham’s dresses.

She then proceeded to wear a brown Pucci dress with a criss cross design, a black and white number with a frill and a black sparkling dress with feather skirt, a Gianfranco Ferre black and white ruffled top with black high-waisted pants, a clingy low cut cream dress, a sequined mini dress with feathered skirt and a black dress with a criss-cross design at the front.

She’s one of those people who I just see everywhere and go, “Yeah, I don’t get it.”