Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart’s McSteamy Sex Tape Threesome

What more could you ask for? A celebrity couple, a fallen beauty queen, a hot tub and green and red flashing rubber duckies and an in-depth discussion of hypothetical porn star names. Merry Christmas, everyone! This is even better than the recently-leaked nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene.

The National Enquirer first broke the story of Rebecca Gayheart and Grey’s Anatomy star, Eric Dane’s reportedly drug-induced bathtub romp and this video reveals even more. It’s clear the three have been indulging in something, with Rebecca needing to lay down because, she claims, she’s “so high.”

As for the other woman, she’s none other than Celebrity Rehab flunkie, Kari Ann Peniche, who Gawker (where the video is located, btw) describes as “beauty-queen-turned-Hollywood-madam.” Back in 2002, she was crowned Miss Teen USA, but her crown was taken away after pageant officials got wind of her Playboy spread. 

The only thing that could make this more ridiculous would be some sappy, Grey’s Anatomy love song playing in the background. That would be the icing on the cake. Hell, that would be sprinkles on the top of a multi-tiered cake lathered in frosting.

Gallery Info: Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane nude in the tub.