Endless Misery

Some college tool got Britney on him in a pool and then ran to US with the pics. Matt Encinias is a 21 year old college student who was an extra in Britney’s new video. You’d think there would be a prayer circle after the shoot. Or maybe Britney would go home to put her kids to bed and work on finishing that quilt. But no! Shockingly she ended up topless, wet and slutty.

“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,” Encinias tells Us. “I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot.”

“I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy,” the 5’10” California native continues. “And that’s what she did. Mission accomplished.”


Oh you big douche. Keep reading for more details (and for more photos).

It was when the alcohol started running low that an inebriated Spears, 25, suggested a game of Truth or Dare. “I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show,” says Encinias. “Britney was laughing really hard.”

This mess ended in her hotel room. I’m sure details about that will surface later. I’m thinking a move outta L.A. would be beneficial to her at this point. Who was home with the kids if she doesn’t have anyone in her life anymore? Not that scheming cousin with the choker. Britney has made me dead inside. What could possibly be next? Murder?