Eminem’s Lesbian Puppets

May 20th, 2005 // 7 Comments

That Em. Lesbian puppets depicting the Olsen Twins, wanting Gwen Stefani to pee on him, and a Elton John oral sex reference. Just another Eminem video.

Two of the puppet lesbians are supposed to be OLSEN TWINS MARY-KATE and ASHLEY. In the song, Eminem raps, “Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome / Now they’re getting older / They’re starting to grow bum bums,” while also praising HILARY DUFF and JESSICA SIMPSON, and suggesting BRITNEY SPEARS has “shoulders like a man”.

He also pokes fun at JANET JACKSON’s wardrobe malfunction, rapping, “Janet, is that a breast? / I think I just saw a tit”

The naughty rapper ends the song with a plea to GWEN STEFANI: “So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please? / I ain’t never seen an ass like that”.

Triumph also gets in on the controversy with a monologue at the beginning of the video, suggesting SIR ELTON JOHN only likes Eminem for the rapper’s oral sex skills.

Isn’t the Janet Jackson reference a bit outdated?

Eminems Latest Video Contains Lesbian Puppets And Oral Sex [Female First]

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. papa

    *yawn*
    does he sample some more 80s classic hits to make up for his lack of talent otherwise (apart from the usual “shock” video)?

  2. Stephanie

    When will this guy do something different? It’s the same thing everytime. Why not try something with a little *gasp* depth? I don’t think I will ever understand the appeal of this guy.

  3. Amanda

    If you bought any of his albums you would know the appeal. I guess you all missed “Mockingbird” and “Mosh”, two completely different songs from “Ass Like That”. But you all know he releases these types of songs just to get a reaction right?

    Oh and BTW, in this song he is busting on Triumph, saying he can say anything since he is a puppet and no one is offended.

  4. Danielle

    I first heard this song when the CD came out and ths guy I was dating made me listen to it for the first time. He told me when he hears this song he thinks of me….because I have a great ass…That’s all.

  5. DieEmDie

    gosh, he’s so durn talented and cute. NOT.

    He’s a tard.
    He’s a homophobe
    He’s a gay tard in the closet

  6. Venessa

    Haters. Eminem always releases a shock record every now and then so that pop groupies will have a new mindless song to follow and can pretend they’re hard core because they listen to rap. That just makes him a good businessman.

    Those that bother to listen to his albums realize that he’s socially conscious and insightful (e.g. White America, Mosh, Sing For The Moment, Mockingbird)

    If you listen to his new release (Ass Like That), you realize he’s singing as Triumph (the puppet dog) and is mostly making fun of celebrities, as clearly we all enjoy doing when we read and post on this blog.

    (BTW, thanks Danielle – you telling me about your ass really has fulfilled my life.)

  7. stephen

    emieniem is the best rapper in the world and 5o cent is to dr drey

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