Eminem Puts A Cap In Pneumonia’s Ass

Is that a Tiffany’s bracelet? Marshall loves that blue box like the rest of you ladies! Did you know Marshall Mathers, aka Eminem, was deathly ill over the holidays? He was hospitalized in Detroit with pneumonia. Which is nothing to sneeze at. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Is this thing on? Be sure and try our veal tonight, and tip your waitress generously! TMZ is claiming Em is also struggling with a heart condition and has gained some weight. Which is funny, because he’s always tooling on other people so I like the idea of him with couch ass. Marshall’s pr bitch says that “has since been released and is doing well recovering at home.” Expect a concept album about the poor state of medical care in this country which climaxes him in torturing and killing a nurse and putting her body in his car trunk. Hey, he did it before and that time it was about his girlfriend!

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