Ellen DeGeneres Found Her Wedding To Be Blurry

August 20th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Ellen DeGeneres took to her talk show’s website to joke about her wedding to the lovely Portia DeRossi.

“You may notice something different about the way I’m writing … it’s fancy. This is the font I type in now that I’m MARRIED! I do a lot of things differently now …
I say, ‘I do’ a lot. For example: Who wants to do pilates? I do. Would
you like a Mountain Dew? I do. Do you know why I pulled you over? I do.
And that was just this morning,” she types.

That is one jokey dyke. I love her lanky deadpan ass. Ellen says that she’ll have more pictures and some video of her wedding when her show stars its sixth season on Sept. 8. But right now, it’s all in need of contact lenses.

“I can’t wait to see them too … it was all a blur,”
she says.

Ellen signed off on her post as “Mrs. Degeneres” so we know who’s wearing the pants in that family. Well, STILL wearing the pants in that family. That ass hasn’t seen a skirt since her First Communion.


Ellen DeGeneres took to her talk show’s website to joke about her wedding to the lovely Portia DeRossi.”You
may notice something different about the way I’m writing … it’s
fancy. This is the font I type in now that I’m MARRIED! I do a lot of
things differently now …
I say, ‘I do’ a lot. For example: Who wants to do pilates? I do. Would
you like a Mountain Dew? I do. Do you know why I pulled you over? I do.
And that was just this morning,” she types.That is one jokey
dyke. I love her lanky deadpan ass. Ellen says that she’ll have more
pictures and some video of her wedding when her show stars its sixth
season on Sept. 8. But right now, it’s all in need of contact lenses.”I can’t wait to see them too … it was all a blur,”
she says.Ellen signed off on her post as “Mrs. Degeneres”
so we know who’s wearing the pants in that family. Well, STILL wearing
the pants in that family. That ass hasn’t seen a skirt since her First
Communion.

By J. Harvey
  1. baybeh

    I love Portia’s frilly pink princess dress!

    Congratulations!

  2. green cardigan

    Portia’s dress and hairstyle are beautiful.
    I admire Ellen. She deserves to be happy. Congrats to them both.

  3. Sarah

    LOVE LOVE LOVE that dress!
    YAY! I’m glad they’re married.
    BE HAPPY!

  4. luisa Trevisan

    BELLISSIME!!! AUGURI

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