Elizabeth Taylor Wants You to Sparkle

I love spunky old broads and wacky Elizabeth Taylor is no exception. First off, girlfriend was so totally the shit back in the day with her lavender eyes and torpedo boobs, mixing it up on-screen with old-school hotties like Marlon Brando and Paul Newman, getting married as many times as I’ve changed long-distance carriers. Plus, in her older age, she’s busted ass to raise money for charity, and these days a wheelchair couldn’t keep her from diving with sharks. That’s right, you read that last part correctly. Girlfriend is still alive and kicking. And now, she’s promoting her latest venture, the House of Taylor jewelry line she’s now selling for her fans who don’t just want to smell like they’re wearing White Diamonds, but be all sparkly as well, like Elizabeth here. Kathy Ireland, who took a break from designing lamps, also came out for the event, promoting her jewelry line as well and Kathy Hilton showed up in what almost looks like a Martha Stewart costume and has been generally annoying me with her existence pretty much ever since Paris was sentenced to spend time behind bars. I hope she gets some really bad plastic surgery real soon, so I can make fun of it. They always do.

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More photos (Christina Milian, Kathy Hilton, Elizabeth Taylor, Amanda Brooks) from Dame Elizabeth Taylor promoting her House Of Taylor Jewelry Inc. after the jump.

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