Elizabeth Hurley’s Wedding Will Have Dancing Elephants

Well, I’m not really sure of that. But from the details that I’ve been reading about the proposed five day wedding extravaganza that she and fiance, Arun Nayar, have planned, it doesn’t seem all that far-fetched. The Mirror’s 3AM reports:

Liz and Arun are planning to tie the knot in an English ceremony close to her £3million home in the Cotswolds on March 3. Possible venues include the Barnsley House Hotel, near to her country pile, and Sudeley Castle owned by close pal Henry Dent-Brocklehurst. Two days later, the newlyweds will head to India – Arun’s birthplace – to continue the party. The five-day bash is expected to contain all the elements of a traditional Indian wedding. Model Liz, 41, will wear an exquisite £4,000 jewelled sari, while elephants and white horses will form part of the festivities.

And immediately after the each member of the wedding party is finished with their duties, they will light themselves on fire at the reception (except for the bride and groom, of course) and compete in a tightrope limbo contest before jumping splendorifically into a pool of champagne and rose petals. Oh wait, that’s MY dream wedding. My bad.