Elisha Cuthbert Tries to Steal Kirsten Dunst’s Well-Crafted Style

January 2nd, 2008 // 4 Comments

What happened to that adorable little porn star who used to live next door to me? Oh yes, her she is. Elisha Cuthbert’s spending the last bit of her holidays in the Miami sun looking like Kirsten Dunst. When did that happen exactly? The mismatched strapless bikini top and bottoms, the giant sunglasses, the strangely blond short hair–is she trying to snag herself a Jake Gyllenhaal? She’s a pair of black leggings and an unsupportive bra away for being a dead ringer for his ex. Either that, or she’s trying to worm her way into a starring role in a Sofia Coppola flick.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

7 more photos of Elisha Cuthbert’s interesting beach attire are after the jump.

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By Lisa Timmons

  1. jbonz

    Hey! What’s the big idea of running “Top This Party” adverts as though they were legitimate gossip items? Pretty duplicitous I’d say. Of course, it’s your blog and you can do what you like with it, but as a pretty steady reader (2-3 times per day) I have to tell you that if you keep pulling this kind of deceptive crap on us I’ll have to remove you from my bookmarks.

  2. jbonz

    And now the “Celebrity Apprentice” advert. And who the fuck is “Michael Prieve” anyway?
    When The Home Shopping Network first came on the air I couldn’t believe that a channel of nothing but commercials could possibly succeed. I was wrong.I suppose a blog with nothing but “gossip” about new cable programs will work too.

    But not with me.

  3. amanda

    that doesn’t look like her ! she looks like pink!

  4. PinkWeenie

    I’m with jbonz (so to speak)…

    Also, I clicked on that one video of the panty butt, which took me to some Zango site that wanted me to sign up and at the same time caused my virus detector thingy to pop up with the message to run a scan now because I got something or was about to get something.

    I hope this is not part of the “new and improved” stuff you were singing the praises of yesterday.

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