Elisabeth Hasselbeck To Hopefully Spawn A Less Irritating Person Than Herself

April 30th, 2007 // 20 Comments

Elisabeth Hasselbeck announced that she was with child today on “The View” . A child who will hopefully be as Christlike as she is.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck told the world today that she’s three months pregnant — which would bring her little baby Republican into the world just nearly in time to fill Rosie O’Donnell’s Birkenstocks.

It was all smiles and confetti between E and her elders on “The View” this morning, when Hasselbeck proclaimed the happy news about her second baby, though Barbara Walters admitted that she nearly plotzed when Elisabeth told her she had something to say, following on the heels of Rosie’s exit announcement last week.

Did Babwa really say “plotzed?” That’s cute. I’m sure Elisabeth isn’t as clueless and evil as I make her out to be. But every time I’ve seen footage of her crying over some issue that she’s totally wrong about, I wished the island had claimed her when she was on “Survivor”.

By J. Harvey
  1. holy breasts batman!

  2. Rich Newman

    Sheesh, Elizabeth is such a gracious young gal -up against three liberals by herself. She maintains a friendly relationaship with Rosie, and you guys tear the pregnant woman apart. I know , you want complete liberal group think with no opinions that don’t fit into your strict orthodox talking points. No room for even a 3 to 1 debate wuth you people.

  3. Rich Newman

    Sheesh, Elizabeth is such a gracious young gal -up against three liberals by herself. She maintains a friendly relationship with Rosie, and you guys tear the pregnant woman apart. I know , you want complete liberal group think with no opinions that don’t fit into your strict orthodox talking points. No room for even a 3 to 1 debate with you folks.

  4. King Smart Ian

    Them’s some titties

  5. echoroc

    yeah rich, she’s being torn apart because she’s pregnant. i tried to comment further on your post but the pregnant bit is really all i could make sense of.

  6. Shasta

    Those boobs are gigantic.

  7. Madison

    I don’t have a problem with an opposing opinion, as long as the person expressing it is informed and speaks intelligently. Unfortunately, Elizabeth usually comes off as a raving, sniveling, hypocrital idiot. She’s against women’s right to choose to have an abortion, yet she’s all for torturing prisoners of war?!

  8. Rich Newman

    Elizabeth is not the greatest debater -that is true. I think the View should get someone more informed, stronger, like Michele Malkin. That would make for some spirited debate. I still think Elizabeth was a sweet girl who supported and remained friends with Rosie despite their political differences. No ? Would you prefer Ann Coulter ? No, that would be too problematic.
    Just my opinion guys.

  9. z

    Rich,

    The fact that you so swiftly classify people into groups, without much (in this case barely any whatsoever) information to go on just illustrates how far you have your head shoved up your own ass.

    You mention talking points, but “liberal” is your only talking point. Everyone I hear speak that word loses my interest instantly. The people whom I always seem to hear using it most? Rush, Hannity, O’Reilly, and pretty much every Bush supporter, Republican, and extreme right-winger to whom I have ever wasted my time listening.

    Think of it this way: There are hundreds, if not thousands, if not millions of ways to perceive reality, or The Big Picture(TM), or the world, what have you. Be humble in the (apparently newfound) wisdom that you do not have it all figured out, and stop trying to label people after you have only heard them express one or two measly sentences.

    Don’t you understand that all of your good ideas are overshadowed by your arrogance? That is why nobody takes you types seriously anymore.

  10. Pink

    “Elizabeth is such a gracious young gal -up against three liberals by herself. She maintains a friendly relationship with Rosie,”

    I have gained respect for her because of it.
    Not many could have been in her place and did as well as she has. I wish her and her baby the best.

  11. Mizz Thang

    I wish she’d close her legs. No, her mouth. No, her legs. I can’t decide. She’s about as stupid and hypocritical as they come– and she’s no elegant speaker. Her exact words were, “Like, I’m totally three months pregnant.” Puh-leeze, is she still in junior high?

  12. bob cobb

    those are some juicy titties.

    motor boat, anyone?

  13. Nipsey Russell

    I’d like to see her nipseys

  14. John

    Z said: “Don’t you understand that all of your good ideas are overshadowed by your arrogance? That is why nobody takes you types seriously anymore.”

    Seems someone needs to practice what they preach. Sounds to me like you are doing the exact same thing. Typical Liberal. (I have no problem calling a spade a spade)

  15. Sm

    Her boobs look fantastic! natural and the perfect size, what a great figure!

  16. mike

    wow…the responses from the pervs and the liberals are pretty much the same. you know…really uh…thoughtful. yeah…that’s it.

  17. HighEnforcer

    I almost passed out when i saw how huge her tits are now…time to go beat off again : |

  18. Mike Marino

    I’d lick her legs like popsicles!!!!!!!!!

  19. BrendaMatt

    God forbid someone should be AGAINST KILLING an unborn baby. Maybe personal responsibility should make a comeback. How about those women who are so irresponsible that they get knocked up (yes I am putting it ALL on the woman because she is untimately responsible for not getting pregnant seeing as she is the one who can get pregnant). At least she had the BALLS to stand up to Rosie O’Donnell and tell her that she needs to stand up for her own comments. If you shoot your mouth off bring some ASS to back it. I’d like to see her get a hold of that liberal Joy Behar. Grrrr……what a condescending witch.

  20. nerdoff

    Who cares what she has to say. Drop the top and give us a look at those titties!

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