Elisabeth Hasselbeck To Hopefully Spawn A Less Irritating Person Than Herself

Elisabeth Hasselbeck announced that she was with child today on “The View” . A child who will hopefully be as Christlike as she is.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck told the world today that she’s three months pregnant — which would bring her little baby Republican into the world just nearly in time to fill Rosie O’Donnell’s Birkenstocks.

It was all smiles and confetti between E and her elders on “The View” this morning, when Hasselbeck proclaimed the happy news about her second baby, though Barbara Walters admitted that she nearly plotzed when Elisabeth told her she had something to say, following on the heels of Rosie’s exit announcement last week.

Did Babwa really say “plotzed?” That’s cute. I’m sure Elisabeth isn’t as clueless and evil as I make her out to be. But every time I’ve seen footage of her crying over some issue that she’s totally wrong about, I wished the island had claimed her when she was on “Survivor”.