Elisabeth Hasselbeck Gets Sympathy Invite To White House Christmas Party

December 17th, 2008 // 4 Comments

The people in charge of the White House Christmas party thought they’d treat themselves this year and “forget” to invite Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Why not have Christmas come early, they thought. Let’s just not mail her an invite and see what happens. We’ve got nothing to lose!


Unfortunately, Elisabeth took to the View stage–the relentless soapbox of her shrill musings–saying she had a “bone to pick” with the White House for not inviting her to their annual Christmas Party. Afterall, she’s been the Bush-Cheney-McCain-Palin mascot all throughout her time there and deserves some oval office approved hors devours.

Some higher-up, Karl T. Nisson in the publicity office, caught wind of it, scolded the card-mailing girls and extended a personal invitation to Elisabeth and her husband Tim. He said it was “simply an oversight.”

Sympathy invite it is. The chatter at the White House Christmas party just got a lot more high-pitched.
View a gallery of Elisabeth Hasselbeck Pictures below!


The people in charge of the White House Christmas party thought they’d treat themselves this year and “forget” to invite Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Why not have Christmas come early, they thought. Let’s just not mail her an invite and see what happens. We’ve got nothing to lose!


Unfortunately, Elisabeth took to the View stage–the relentless soapbox of her shrill musings–saying she had a “bone to pick” with the White House for not inviting her to their annual Christmas Party. Afterall, she’s been the Bush-Cheney-McCain-Palin mascot all throughout her time there and deserves some oval office approved hors devours.

Some higher-up, Karl T. Nisson in the publicity office, caught wind of it, scolded the card-mailing girls and extended a personal invitation to Elisabeth and her husband Tim. He said it was “simply an oversight.”

Sympathy invite it is. The chatter at the White House Christmas party just got a lot more high-pitched.
View a gallery of Elisabeth Hasselbeck Pictures below!
By Melissa Noble
  1. Mickael

    She is pain in the ass. I hate that bitch.

  2. who cares

    It’s so loserish to invite yourself to a party.

  3. mojoman

    can she be more pathetic to b*tch about it on live tv? just go away you waste of space!!

  4. RJII

    hope they all get food poisoning from the turkey stuffing.

    I bet the taxpayers are footing the bill for these extravagant White House parties.

    Bush is a murderer and she’s an overpaid talentless day time talkshow host. Meh.

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