Elijah Wood Is Very Very Straight

September 13th, 2005 // 6 Comments

This made the rounds late yesterday, but in case you missed this very disturbing photo (for many reasons) of Elijah peaking out of a vagina, here you go.

Elijah Wood is continually stunned by clever cyber pranksters who try to prove he is gay.

The Lord of the Rings star is often caught out by websites with far from subtle names, like www.veryverygay.com, when he’s surfing the Internet, but he’s rarely offended. And, unlike many stars, he isn’t planning any legal action to stop the pranksters – he simply marvels at their creativity.

He says, “There’s one that’s called elijahwoodisveryverygay (sic), which is actually a personal favourite of mine, it’s absolutely hilarious. “It’s this kind of joke website that maintains that they have proof that I am very very gay in various photographs – photographic evidence (of me) holding hands with a male.”

(photo via the Page Six mentioned cityrag)

Wood Stunned By Gay Photo Revelations [contactmusic]

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Gossip Guru

    That is the as close to a vagina that big girl is ever going to get. He finds it amusing that they have all these websites stating he is gay, becuase he probaly gets more guys like that.
    Elija Wood is a POWER BOTTOM!!

  2. fan

    Leave him alone. I like Elijah Wood, I heard he is veryverynice in person.

  3. That (picture) is really, really gross!

  4. Cynthia

    That ‘mural’ is disgusting.

  5. Seann

    how did he find out aboutthese websites

  6. Kylie

    Whether Gay,Str8,Bi,Tranny and what not ELIJAH WOOD’s totally gorgeous…The dark hair and light eyes had me.

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