Elijah Wood Gets Drafted In His New Movie

January 10th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Those eyes are hypnotizing me. He wants to take me to the Shire! Frodo’s peepers are mesmerizing! In his new film “Day Zero”, Elijah Wood stars as a novelist who gets drafted to go to the Middle East in some (all too possible) future where the draft is reinstated. He spends his last couple of days stateside getting drunk and acting crazy with his friends who were also drafted, and pondering his fate. They’ll draft Hobbits in the future? The flick opens on Jan. 18 and sounds really depressing. Just say you’re gay, Elijah!

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By J. Harvey

  1. Margot

    I don’t think the draft will be instated, although the Dems keep trying to vote on it. Look up the stats people, we may love our Democrats, but they are the ones who keep trying to draft us.

  2. peachpie

    lol! too funny, Margot!

  3. stolidog

    poor elijah….the masochistic bottom boy for that tool.

    the dems are only voting on the draft to make the repugnicans show their true faces, duh. Send poor people to die, not their own children.

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