Eddie Murphy Is Ready To Soft Rock You

December 30th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Oh dear lord, you should be on the phone with your agent looking for a movie that doesn’t suck or isn’t aimed at 6-year-olds. Here’s Eddie Murphy….guess where…in ST. BART’S….serenading two hoes on a yacht.

Please, please, please let him be doing an acoustic version of “Party All The Time.” All it would be missing is Rick James in the studio booth conducting that shit like it was the Boston Pops. And please let those two chicks be pre-ops with some good tuck. How do you think he met Mel B.?

Eddie is supposedly up for the Riddler in the third Batman flick, and if that’s true – my ass is playing Robin.

Check out all the photos of Eddie Murphy in the gallery!


Oh dear lord, you should be on the phone with your agent looking for a
movie that doesn’t suck or isn’t aimed at 6-year-olds. Here’s Eddie Murphy….guess where…in ST. BART’S….serenading two hoes on a yacht. Please, please, please let him be doing an acoustic version of “Party All The Time.” All it would be missing is Rick James
in the studio booth conducting that shit like it was the Boston Pops.
And please let those two chicks be pre-ops with some good tuck. How do
you think he met Mel B.?Eddie is supposedly up for the Riddler in the third Batman flick, and if that’s true – my ass is playing Robin.

By J. Harvey
  1. stolidog

    um, what’s all over the tranny on the left’s butt? tattoos? A prison tranny at that.

  2. Jess

    The one on the left hardly even has a butt. It looks really flat.

  3. kelly

    that’s the most un-sexy ass i have ever seen.

  4. Deen

    What unsexy ass that bitch has no ass what the hell is he doing with them don’t they like women with big fat asses ,and he said that he ONLY DATES black women so what happen there

  5. mike

    Jealousy is a terrible thing … u all envy the hell out of Ed!

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