Baby Murphy Spice

From now on, I will officially be referring to Mel B’s daughter, Iris-Angel Murphy Brown (Yes, Murphy Brown. And I am totally LOVING the early 90’s single mom reference, which I’m sure was done completely on purpose…) as Baby Murphy Spice because it’s such a deliciously ridiculous moniker. In an effort to solidify her claim that Eddie Murphy is the father of her newborn daughter, Melanie Brown has put “Murphy” on her daughter’s birth certificate. Interestingly enough, the former Spice Girl however, did not actually list Eddie Murphy as the father on the document. As for Eddie, he still denies any claims of paternity, stating that a blood test is required for him to believe that he’s the baby-daddy.

And here I am, reporting from the future, that in a strange twist of fate, Anna Nicole Smith somehow fathered this child. God works in mysterious ways, my little lambs. Mysterious ways. Oh, don’t be confused…I don’t mean the REAL God. I’m talking about the whacked out one that Paris Hilton recently discovered. Bizarro God.