Dunst Knocked Up?

Tyler Durden, one of my blogging gods, reports that Kirsten might be with child.

She has been spotted wearing baggy clothing, ordering big boxes of sweet chocolaty treats, and overheard complaining of lower back pain and nausea during filming. Her rep denies that these tell-tale signs are signaling that Kirsten is a mom-to-be, but her interest in co-star Tobey Maguire’s newborn daughter suggests otherwise. Kirsten has become fascinated by details about the pregnancy of Tobey’s fiancée, Jennifer Meyer, asking how she dealt with morning sickness. When Tobey replied that Jennifer felt awful throughout the entire nine months, Kirsten just groaned, “Oh great!”

I think this is reading into things a little much.

On a related note, since I started reading, appreciating and then writing blogs I’ve been taken aback with how much people hate Kirsten Dunst. Seriously, I think she’s right under Pol Pot and neck-in-neck with O.J. on the most evil roster. What did this ho do? It’s like she’s the character in a soap opera who mysteriously came to town and didn’t tell you that she was your long-lost daughter, and then seduced your new husband, and then kidnapped her infant step-sister to pass off as her own, and then stole the perfume company out from under you. And then vomited on a puppy. All I know is, I don’t plan on ever being seen out with Kirsten. I might get caught in the crossfire. I guess no one saw Bring It On. *sigh* I love that movie.

Kirsten Pregnant? [What Would Tyler Durden Do?]

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