No one told Michelle “Bombshell” McGee the rules to being mistress #1.
First, you are supposed to burn incriminating knife-licking Nazi photos before coming out with the affair. Second, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TRASH YOU! Not just on the internet, but on the world of late night talk shows were comedian hosts make jokes as part of their job. Chelsea Handler said that if Michelle was “shocked” to see Sandra Bullock and Jesse James together at the Oscars then “I guess she doesn’t read magazines, which makes sense since she basically has one on her face.” (he he)
McGee did not swallow the remark well and took to her Facebook page again for a rant, this time against Chelsea personally. The mistress said Handler should “use some of that botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin..Ive seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken.” Then she later added “so honored to have a transexual [SIC] poke fun of me…”
Oh, hell no! She did not just take on Chelsea….
Chelsea read the comment on her show, Chelsea Lately, last night, while doing some animated flapping and patting herself on the back for a joke well done. Then she responded “Look at my forehead you dumb bitch! You have a tattoo on your forehead, so you’ve had a needle in your forehead, and probably Jesse James’ balls, so shut your face.” Lol, nasty! I thought the images of McGee and Jesse together couldn’t get more vomit-worthy, but this match goes to, and always will go to, Chelsea.
Here’s the winner signing her book on March 25 at a Borders in DC.
Watch the video after the jump.