Drunken Golden Globes Party Guest Tells Brad Pitt He’s Ugly

January 14th, 2009 // 8 Comments

Why can’t awards season happen every week? The Golden Globes party circuit has left so many criminally amusing stories in it’s wake, I have to be Choosy McChoose as to what makes it in here. It’s refreshing!

Supposedly, at the party Paris Hilton wasn’t high class, famous and artsy enough to attend, a drunk party-goer (a Creative Artist Agent trophy wife, perhaps?) stumbled up to Brad Pitt and told him he looked ugly in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Thankfully, she knew it was the makeup, as an eavesdropper heard Brad explain the make-up was “essential to telling the story properly.”

While the lady “piped down” a bit, there must’ve been some nagging voice still chirping in her head saying, “no, no NO this man is still ugly!”

As she then blurted out: “And you should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible.”

Amen, sista! Brad Pitt has been looking particularly beat as of late and his unfortunate choice of facial hair at one point tipped him over into used up ’70s porn star category. And we mean that in the worst way possible…

View a gallery of Brad Pitt here!



Why can’t awards season happen every week? The Golden Globes party
circuit has left so many criminally amusing stories in it’s wake, I
have to be Choosy McChoose as to what makes it in here. It’s refreshing!Supposedly, at the party Paris Hilton wasn’t high class, famous and artsy enough to attend, a drunk party-goer (a Creative Artist Agent trophy wife, perhaps?) stumbled up to Brad Pitt and told him he looked ugly in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
Thankfully, she knew it was the makeup, as an eavesdropper heard Brad
explain the make-up was “essential to telling the story properly.”While the lady “piped down” a bit, there must’ve been some nagging voice still chirping in her head saying, “no, no NO this man is still ugly!”As she then blurted out: “And you should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible.”Amen, sista! Brad Pitt has been looking particularly beat as of late and his unfortunate choice of facial hair at one point tipped him over into used up ’70s porn star category. And we mean that in the worst way possible…

View a gallery of Brad Pitt here!

By Melissa Noble
  1. green cardigan

    Who let Jennifer Aniston into that party ?

  2. tina

    he thinks in the 1920s or something, looks creepy

  3. Marc in Chicago

    That gray hair is hot!

  4. stolidog

    Right Tina, like you wouldn’t let him fart in your mouth if he wanted to. (Scary Movie II)

  5. WAY

    why did Brad Pitt let that she devil Angelina Jolie breakup his marriage with beautful Jennifer he is stupid. And that is why he is grownig grey hair it the stress from his wacky baby momma.

  6. WAY

    why did Brad Pitt let that she devil Angelina Jolie breakup his marriage with beautful Jennifer he is stupid. And that is why he is grownig grey hair it the stress from his wacky baby momma.

  7. Tdorqvkz

    F6sn4j comment1 ,

  8. valium dogs

    I want to say – thank you for this!

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