Drunk Drivers Rejoice! It Wasn’t Shia LaBeouf’s Fault!

August 21st, 2008 // 2 Comments

This totally means you can drive around with a pint of Mad Dog in the fork of your crotch. Just make sure you get someone else to hit you. The other driver in Shia LaBeouf’s big hand-crushin’ accident has been cited for running a red light.

Herbert Simon, 21, received a citation for running a red light and smashing his car into LaBeouf’s F-150 truck. The truck flipped, jostled Isabel Lucas (the girl Shia stole from Adrian Grenier) and messed up Shia’s hand.

Despite LaBeouf being charged with a misdemeanor for driving under the influence (whereas anyone else would be SCREWED), cops determined it was the other kid’s fault.

Seriously, I’m getting a keg and driving really quickly past schools. Who’s with me?

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This totally means you can drive around with a pint of Mad Dog in the
fork of your crotch. Just make sure you get someone else to hit you.
The other driver in Shia LaBeouf’s big hand-crushin’ accident has been cited for running a red light.Herbert
Simon, 21, received a citation for running a red light and smashing his
car into LaBeouf’s F-150 truck. The truck flipped, jostled Isabel Lucas (the girl Shia stole from Adrian Grenier) and messed up Shia’s hand.Despite
LaBeouf being charged with a misdemeanor for driving under the
influence (whereas anyone else would be SCREWED), cops determined it
was the other kid’s fault.Seriously, I’m getting a keg and driving really quickly past schools. Who’s with me?

By J. Harvey
asl

  1. green cardigan

    But would they let you blog from solitary Confinement JH?

  2. Kaylee

    Ok you don’t have to be rude about it….He messed up, yeah but what do you expect, most celebrities are going to get off with this shit and there’s nothing you can do about it. But you don’t have to be a fucking smartass about it. >:(

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