Drunk Drivers Rejoice! It Wasn’t Shia LaBeouf’s Fault!

This totally means you can drive around with a pint of Mad Dog in the fork of your crotch. Just make sure you get someone else to hit you. The other driver in Shia LaBeouf’s big hand-crushin’ accident has been cited for running a red light.

Herbert Simon, 21, received a citation for running a red light and smashing his car into LaBeouf’s F-150 truck. The truck flipped, jostled Isabel Lucas (the girl Shia stole from Adrian Grenier) and messed up Shia’s hand.

Despite LaBeouf being charged with a misdemeanor for driving under the influence (whereas anyone else would be SCREWED), cops determined it was the other kid’s fault.

Seriously, I’m getting a keg and driving really quickly past schools. Who’s with me?

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This totally means you can drive around with a pint of Mad Dog in the
fork of your crotch. Just make sure you get someone else to hit you.
The other driver in Shia LaBeouf’s big hand-crushin’ accident has been cited for running a red light.Herbert
Simon, 21, received a citation for running a red light and smashing his
car into LaBeouf’s F-150 truck. The truck flipped, jostled Isabel Lucas (the girl Shia stole from Adrian Grenier) and messed up Shia’s hand.Despite
LaBeouf being charged with a misdemeanor for driving under the
influence (whereas anyone else would be SCREWED), cops determined it
was the other kid’s fault.Seriously, I’m getting a keg and driving really quickly past schools. Who’s with me?