Drunk Man Ruins Christmas For Canadian Children
According to The Star (via Jezebel) a sauced-up man told “blasphemous lies” to children, insisting that Santa Claus doesn’t exist.
“It was pretty despicable that someone, during this time of the year, would tell kids Santa isn’t real — which of course we would argue,” Steve Koopman of the Kingston Police told the paper.
The dead-ass who stole Christmas had gelled hair that “looked like a set of devil horns protruding from his head.”
Jezebel reader comments:
- I figured out Santa when I realized he had the EXACT handwriting as my mom. EVERY YEAR.
- When I mentioned this to my mom she tried to play it off like it was magic, and then the next year “Santa” had my dad’s handwriting, which I also recognized. They gave up after that and just told me not to tell my little brother.
- I think the illusion was shattered when I began to suspect that the chewing tobacco flecks all over the milk glass and cookies were probably from my Dad. Santa likely doesn’t dip.