Drew Barrymore And Justin Long Seem To Be Caught In Spy Drama

April 15th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Intrigue! Here’s Drew Barrymore spiriting boyfriend Justin Long‘s lanky ass away before MI5 can decode the encrypted files or something. Ok, they’re actually just running around stoned in Malibu and Venice. But isn’t it way more interesting when there’s spies and chase scenes? These two need the inspiration. All I can picture them doing is smoking up, eating quesadillas, and licking each other’s faces for hours on end.

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Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

By J. Harvey

  1. Queen Caffeine


  2. Anna

    How does she just keep working?

    She’s a horrible actress.

  3. Bill

    No kidding. You’d think when the economy’s bad and the studios are losing money anyway, they’d ditch dead weight like her. She’s not a box office draw these days.

  4. Son of Bill Brasky

    “Hi. I’m a Mac.”

    “And I’m a PC.”

    “And I’m like, totally washed up and still talk like a 10 year old girl. Why, if I hadn’t done that Playboy Spread and seduced Tom Skerit in Poison Ivy, the guy making fun of me right now wouldn’t give two shits about me.”

  5. Drew's great

    Leave her alone.

  6. bryce

    John Hodgeman:
    “Great! Mac is right back to frenching Drew Barrymore and groping her doughy lady parts! I hope you’re happy!

    No Mac, get away from me! You smell like cheese and it’s making me ill!”

    Is there anyone she hasn’t fucked?! Her cunt must have been worn out and replaced like 4 times by now.

  7. Trevor

    In the magical world Drew Barrymore lives in, people other than the momentary “love of her life” still find her attactive.

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