Drew Barrymore Spotted Looking Suspiciously Like One Half of a Couple

July 20th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Drew Barrymore turned up at the “Choose GOOD” block party in San Francisco, the cocktails for which were provided by 267 Infusions. Do you love how I find it important enough to mention what they were drinking? In any case, Drew showed up to the event with her buddy, Spike Jonze, and the two of them were looking pretty cozy together, according to a witness.

As you may or may not remember, there were some weak murmurings that Drew was hooking up with “Scrubs” star, Zach Braff, but now it looks like she’s back to Jonzie. At least for the time being. I’m hoping that at the very least, she’ll stay away from Zach, who makes me think that he probably spends way too much time looking at himself in the mirror, adjusting his hair and eyebrows and saying to himself, “Damn, I’m funny AND attractive. No wonder Mandy Moore dated me. I’m going to go write another movie about an isolated, sarcastic, dark, brooding young man at a crossroads in his life who encounters a quirky woman who makes him see things oh-so-differently. Maybe this time, I can bang Chloe Sevigny.”

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Heidi

    I have never seen the appeal some women seem to find in Zach Braff. To me he has always looked like Chris Kattan’s long lost brother. Yeah, I could see him doing that bobble head “A Night at the Roxbury” thing.

  2. Zekers

    Even though Drew appears to be nuts…I’d like to hang out with her for a few cocktails-I bet she’d be a riot!! And I agree, Zach Braff’s looks weren’t much to begin with but when he started showing his ass, he became officially ugly.

  3. saskia

    i love zach braff!!! he is hot for me!
    i want him…:-)

  4. Casio

    Braff is such an idiot. You don’t have to MAKE A MOVIE to bang Chloe Sevigny.

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