Down ‘Hills’

December 24th, 2008 // 3 Comments

It might be the end of a plastic, horrible era, folks. E! is reporting that the ratings for The Hills penultimate episode (before the “Speidi ain’t married” season finale for which ratings weren’t known yet) were down 1 million from the August season opener.

The show scored 2.5 million viewers, and an after-show special only scored 1.6 million.

Hah! That’s what happens when you script reality, and all it is is boring people talking about what’s going on this weekend and bitches glaring at each other in bars!

P.S. What in the Age of Aquarius dickhead hell is Whitney Port wearing? Give a bitch her own show and she goes kazoo.

MTV is reportedly ordering a slew of new reality series to deadl with the recent 23 percent, plunge in the network’s favored 12-34 demographic. Please give one to Courtney Love? Let’s start a write-in campaign.

This is kind of a shocker because this season had two big ole’ dramas – Audrina Patridge and her need for ocular surfery vs. borderline personality sufferer Lauren Conrad and Justin Bobby and the Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag wedding drama. The people have spoken!

Here ‘s some pictures of the cast from the season finale party in NYC at Tavern on the Green.

Click on any image in the gallery for 20+ more pictures.


It might be the end of a plastic, horrible era, folks. E! is reporting that the ratings for The Hills penultimate episode (before the “Speidi ain’t married” season finale for which ratings weren’t known yet) were down 1 million from the August season opener. The show scored 2.5 million viewers, and an after-show special only scored 1.6 million.Hah!
That’s what happens when you script reality, and all it is is boring
people talking about what’s going on this weekend and bitches glaring
at each other in bars! P.S. What in the Age of Aquarius dickhead hell is Whitney Port wearing? Give a bitch her own show and she goes kazoo.MTV is reportedly ordering a slew of new reality series to deadl with the recent 23 percent, plunge in the network’s favored 12-34 demographic. Please give one to Courtney Love? Let’s start a write-in campaign.This is kind of a shocker because this season had two big ole’ dramas – Audrina Patridge and her need for ocular surfery vs. borderline personality sufferer Lauren Conrad and Justin Bobby and the Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag wedding drama. The people have spoken! Here ‘s some pictures of the cast from the season finale party in NYC at Tavern on the Green.

Click on any image in the gallery for 20+ more pictures.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Stephanie

    Please stop reporting on these idiots. If you stop, they will eventually go away. Please, have a heart and stop giving them attention

  2. holly

    “What in the age of aquarius dickhead hell” made my day. I laughed out loud….I’m still laughing…by myself. Thank you.

  3. Martiniman

    How about a “who killed Spencer?” episode? Really helped Dallas make a come back years ago…

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