Dori Cooperman Is A Socialite Who Wants Attention But She Will Dump You If Things Get Intense Despite Being A Criminal Herself

July 26th, 2007 // 18 Comments

This chick sounds like a total donkey. Dori Cooperman is a socialite who got busted for stealing checks, and did some time in rehab in Malibu. With Lindsay! In fact, she extended her stay in Promises just so she could hang out with Lindsay more, make gimp bracelets, do whippets, and smuggle in Vicodin! Post-rehab, she was part of Lindsay’s gang for a couple of weeks. But now she’s publicly stated that she’s through with Lindsay and her evil ways and looking for someone else to star-f*ck.

Cooperman told Page Six yesterday, “At this point in my life, I’m not associating with people who are not sober . . . As soon as I was able to confirm that Miss Lohan was not sober, I immediately terminated my communication.”

Cooperman ended up in rehab after being busted herself last April for stealing a neighbor’s $4,300 check and depositing it. If she stays out of trouble for two years, prosecutors will dismiss criminal charges. She also has to do 100 hours of community service.

Thanks friend! Bitch you’re a common thief! Easy there, Judge Judy! Cooperman has also been linked with plastic surgery horror Tara Reid, and vehicular manslaughter afficionado Lizzie Grubman in the past. So she’s a complete fame whore and really knows how to pick em’.

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More photos of Lindsay Lohan doing a little shopping (pre-second DUI bust) are after the jump.

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By J. Harvey
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  1. green cardigan

    ‘This chick’ also doesn’t really look like a chick, or a hen for that matter. More like a rooster or a cockerel. The male of the species anyway. Are you sure there isn’t a third leg hangin’ down there somewhere ?

    Which leads to the question, what was she in rehab for, male growth hormone addiction ?

  2. T-Bone

    “At this point in my life, I’m not associating with people who are not sober”

    SMART!

    “Stealing a neighbor’s $4,300 check and depositing it”

    REALLY STUPID!

    What’s with really wealthy people stealing stupid stuff from other people? And what’s with multi-millionaires drinking and getting behind the wheel? Hell if I have my own driver, I’d make it drive me everywhere — especially after drinking.

  3. T-Bone

    HAD my own driver — I meant.

  4. Darth Paul

    She looks like a donkey, as well. I hate to sound racist, but I can’t stand orange people.

  5. Republic

    This bitch is nobody and im glad she’s finally away from lindsay.

  6. jbonz

    -I don’t do any work.
    -I stay drunk as much of the time as possible.
    -I like to hit on messed-up young blondes and stick my tongue up their cracks.

    Whaddya know? I’m a Socialite!!!

  7. kk

    dori cooperman is sober< she did not dump linsey<<< do you believe everything the post say<<< and she didnt steal a checK check out the police blotter, she lent someone money and they paid her back with a fraud check, the only thing dori is guilty of is being a loyal friend

  8. kk

    dori cooperman is sober< she did not dump linsey<<< do you believe everything the post say<<< and she didnt steal a checK check out the police blotter, she lent someone money and they paid her back with a fraud check, the only thing dori is guilty of is being a loyal friend

  9. kk

    dori cooperman is sober< she did not dump linsey<<< do you believe everything the post say<<< and she didnt steal a checK check out the police blotter, she lent someone money and they paid her back with a fraud check, the only thing dori is guilty of is being a loyal friend

  10. kk

    dori cooperman is sober< she did not dump linsey<<< do you believe everything the post say<<< and she didnt steal a checK check out the police blotter, she lent someone money and they paid her back with a fraud check, the only thing dori is guilty of is being a loyal friend

  11. kk

    dori cooperman is sober< she did not dump linsey<<< do you believe everything the post say<<< and she didnt steal a checK check out the police blotter, she lent someone money and they paid her back with a fraud check, the only thing dori is guilty of is being a loyal friend

  12. kk

    dori cooperman is a loyal friend who is there for lindsey

  13. kk

    dori did not steal anything she lent money and was paid back with fraud check

  14. GS

    HA. ZZ must be Dori Cooperman..haha

    Page 6 got a copy of the arrest warrant under freedom of Information Act from the Connecticut State Police. Dorrie not only stole the check from her neighbor in her building, but changed the payee to “Cash” and then claimed, “Oh, i do that with all my checks” She’s just too stupid for her own good.

    Then when the detectives called her she told them that she couldn’t come into speak with them because of cooking classes.. only place she should be cooking is grilled cheese with an iron in lockup.

    This is another example of too much money and no brains. And real friends don’t bail when their “BFF” are in trouble. A real friend would have helped her friend get back into sobriety and been supportive. Guess when the spotlight isn’t bright enough- this girl goes a walking

  15. John1848

    Very nice site!

  16. John1388

    Very nice site!

  17. desiree

    i love how people have the impression dori cooperman is some heiress. Wrong, yes she is comfortable, but no heiress, she was flying coach as of 2004. and to kk, she is a criminal and has the arrest and conviction record to prove it. SHE is a nasty vicious pig, so mean and jealous i wish they had locked her up.

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