Dori Cooperman Is A Socialite Who Wants Attention But She Will Dump You If Things Get Intense Despite Being A Criminal Herself

This chick sounds like a total donkey. Dori Cooperman is a socialite who got busted for stealing checks, and did some time in rehab in Malibu. With Lindsay! In fact, she extended her stay in Promises just so she could hang out with Lindsay more, make gimp bracelets, do whippets, and smuggle in Vicodin! Post-rehab, she was part of Lindsay’s gang for a couple of weeks. But now she’s publicly stated that she’s through with Lindsay and her evil ways and looking for someone else to star-f*ck.

Cooperman told Page Six yesterday, “At this point in my life, I’m not associating with people who are not sober . . . As soon as I was able to confirm that Miss Lohan was not sober, I immediately terminated my communication.”

Cooperman ended up in rehab after being busted herself last April for stealing a neighbor’s $4,300 check and depositing it. If she stays out of trouble for two years, prosecutors will dismiss criminal charges. She also has to do 100 hours of community service.

Thanks friend! Bitch you’re a common thief! Easy there, Judge Judy! Cooperman has also been linked with plastic surgery horror Tara Reid, and vehicular manslaughter afficionado Lizzie Grubman in the past. So she’s a complete fame whore and really knows how to pick em’.

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More photos of Lindsay Lohan doing a little shopping (pre-second DUI bust) are after the jump.

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