Don’t Hate Her Because She’s Beautiful
Because there are so many other reasons to hate. Just kidding! I actually find Drew Barrymore quite adorable, despite myself. The cupid-lipped star was recently given the honor of gracing People magazine’s cover for their “100 Most Beautiful People” list, as a result of her winning the number one spot.
“I just think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period,” she tells the magazine. “Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness.”
Barrymore, 32, graces the cover of the issue that hits newsstands Friday. It’s her fourth time on the list, but first as cover girl.
Whatever. These lists are so silly. They don’t mean anything and are just a big popularity contest that–OMG, I WANT TO BE ON THERE SO BADLY I CAN TASTE IT! What? Ha! I was totally kidding…I’m way too evolved to care about that kind of stuff. Just be kind enough to ignore the sounds of my sobbing, whilst I busy myself, plucking the hairs off my legs…