Don’t Be Fooled By This Photo

What an obvious set-up this is. She can’t read! Sources are saying that Lindsay Lohan is acting the fool in rehab again.

I don’t know how accurate these reports are, seeing as she looked fairly serene and happy during her wilderness walk of last week and she did release that statement. Then again, how do you tell when a junkie’s lying?

Supposedly, she got caught doing drugs and getting after it in a bathroom stall. How unusual for her. That’s not like Lindsay at all.

“Lindsay got called into the director’s office on Aug. 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the program she’d have to leave.”

Keep reading for more details of Lohan’s rehab hijinks. it’s like Police Academy but in rehab!

More photos of Lindsay Lohan getting her pose in in rehab after the jump.

What an obvious set-up this is. She can’t read! Sources are saying that Lindsay Lohan is acting the fool in rehab again.

I don’t know how accurate these reports are, seeing as she looked
fairly serene and happy during her wilderness walk of last week and she
did release that statement.Then again, how do you tell when a junkie’s lying?

Supposedly, she got caught doing drugs and getting after it in a
bathroom stall. How unusual for her. That’s not like Lindsay at all.

“Lindsay got called into the director’s office on Aug. 15
and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she
reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director
before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform
to the program she’d have to leave.”

She’s also reported to have sneaked out of the facility to have sex, bought some refreshing Miller Light, has been showing up late to meetings, and to have nixed doing chores. Just let her go do what she wants. It’s not like anyone’s rushing to hire her.

She went to the booze pokey because her lawyer or her adviser or whatever said she had to and it was the only way to salvage whatever image she had left. She doesn’t want to be there! She wants to huff exhaust fumes and shoot paint thinner and do multiple guys. Let her go for the record. Then at the very end, there will be a light at the end of the tunnel.

And that light is named Ms. Tara Reid. And Tara will be waiting to talk to her at the counter of an IHOP in the Valley. And she’ll remind Lohan that she once worked with the Coen brothers, and was in a hugely successful film called American Pie.

And it all went to her head and she started drinking and pretty soon it was plastic surgery disasters and tits out on the red carpet. And she’ll tousle Lindsay’s hair, and hold her to her bosom and Lohan will then finally understand. And she will weep with the realization that she’s not in control of her life anymore.

Thank you, Ms. Tara Reid.

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