Don’t Worry Guys, Nicolas Cage Is Not A Vampire

Papa Nic Looks Snazzy
The proud father celebrates his son's wedding
Please file this under things I didn’t know needed clearing up. While on The Late Show with David Letterman promoting his new film, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Nicolas Cage made sure to clear up a very nasty rumor. Namely, that he is actually a Civil War-era vampire who reinvents himself every few decades. 

Nic told David, “I don’t drink blood, and last time I looked in the mirror I had a reflection.” Well, that’s good to know. A photo has been circulating on eBay of someone who does look eerily similar to the actor, except for the whole Civil War get up. You can check out the photo here. But as Nicolas so nicely put it, “Let me say that there is a resemblance, but how can I be polite about this. It’s a somewhat slowed-down version of me.”

There are just so many magical things about this story, I hardly know where to begin. How exactly does Nic Cage get involved with all these weird things? Like, this one is up there with naked man has fudgesicle in Nic’s house weird. So, I know he said he’s not one, but what do you guys think? Nic Cage: Man or Vampire? Ooo!